help me, i am trapped
in a haiku factory
save me, before they
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
I was sitting in the break room at work today and apparently I had this really dopey looking smile on my face and one of my coworkers leans over and says “I know that smile. You’re thinking about your crush aren’t you? I’ve been married 36 years, I can tell.”
I was thinking about Star Trek.